tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74513019947081916232011-04-21T20:11:05.234-07:00Also, pictures of dogs with open stomachs.Candy Cutter Generalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07510632109484012980noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7451301994708191623.post-82093588639119171942009-01-28T15:15:00.000-08:002009-01-31T13:24:50.974-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">For awhile things moved slowly, and then they ground to a halt. </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Days into nights. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Bono</strong> kept phoning about that split.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><strong>The Edge</strong> wouldn't stop leaving notes at the practice hall. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Things got a little... creepy.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">And then one morning... </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">There were </span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>black kids</strong> in the White House </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">and </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Gaza</strong> was feigning silence. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">To coincide with neither of these events, we have our first show on <strong>February the 20th</strong> in <strong>Falmouth</strong> at <strong>Nancy's</strong>. </span><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Please come and judge us. The lineup is awesome. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">And not just that; with the recent announcement regarding the impending liquidation of my detective agency, i'll be offering 2 for 1's on <strong>unsolved murders</strong>. As agreed with my lawyers, i'm not touching <strong>rape</strong> anymore, it's not worth the hassle, but any unsolved murders, bring them to me. I can't promise convictions but <strong>i can promise suspects</strong>; and plenty of them. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Cheers!</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Oh, the show:</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/bangersbangers">http://www.myspace.com/bangersbangers</a><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thisiscalvinball">http://www.myspace.com/thisiscalvinball</a><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thessssnakes">http://www.myspace.com/thessssnakes</a><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/demcandycutterkids" target="_blank">www.myspace.com/demcandycutterkids</a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">It seems pretty redundant to be dropping these links since anyone who's ended up here has either done so by accident and has no intention of going to the show/checking out the bands or got linked here via our Myspace. I should be using this blog to talk about things that can't be learnt on our Myspace/advertising detective agencies but, you know, the mere fact you're here is a wonder to me. </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Somewhere along the line you tripped and <strong>fell into a hole. </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Not long now...</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">In the meantime - <strong>come to the show!</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">J*stain x</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7451301994708191623-8209358863911917194?l=candycutter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Candy Cutter Generalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07510632109484012980noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7451301994708191623.post-52165028930415327412008-09-11T07:30:00.000-07:002008-09-11T07:44:59.005-07:00There is very little here - have you noticed?<br /><br />Bare* with us as we slowly attempt to reconcile our distrust of the internet with modern City Girl's witty distrust of modern life.<br /><br />*This <span style="font-style: italic;">should </span>be spelt as 'bear' but that's ridiculous as a bear is, of course, a fucking bear.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7451301994708191623-5216502893041532741?l=candycutter.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Candy Cutter Generalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07510632109484012980noreply@blogger.com0